Question: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
Answer: It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)

Question: What is at the end of the universe, the beginning of eternity and at the end of time and space?
Answer: The letter "e"
Question: I am a key but i open no door
I will never fit into any lock
I help to play music but only with others of my own kind
I can not do my job alone,

What am I?
Answer: A Piano Key
Question: A man and his family are going for a drive, when they run out of gas. They are three miles from the nearest gas station, so the man has to walk there to get gas. He knows that they are in a bad area, so before leaving he tells his family to roll up their windows and shut their doors, which they do. When he gets back, all his family are shot dead. None of the family are homicidal or suicidal. How did they die?
Answer: The car is a convertible.
Question: whats always there but never comes
Answer: Tomorrow
Question:


Some cogs are tigs.

All tigs are bons.

Some bons are pabs.

Some pabs are tigs.

Therefore, cogs are definitely pabs.--- TRUE or FALSE?
Answer: False. Some cogs may be pabs, but not definitely all of them.


Question: what gets wetter and wetter when it dries?
Answer: a towel
Question: If you have toast, where do you put the toast?
Answer: Yous put toast on a plate. You toast bread!
Question: When the child place his school books on the television after he returned from school what was his plan?
Answer: To watch pay-per-view
Question: I have 10 tacos. My friend eats 3 of his. I eat 11. How many do I have left by tomorrow?
Answer: 1. They all fused into a piece of feces in my toilet. YUM.