Riddle:
What tells you what you want to hear, but hurts you when the truth is clear?
Answer: A liar.
Riddle:
One day, a scientist was down in his lab. It was around 11 o'clock. He was working late on poisons and their antidotes. He was hungry, so he went to get a snack. Suddenly, he found himself tied to a chair. There was a nasty-looking robber in front of him. The robber had his wife. He said,' I will only leave you and your wife if you feed her 1 whole teaspoon of poison of your choice, if you don't, then I will kill you both'. The scientist fed his wife an entire teaspoon of a type of poison from his lab, but the wife did not die, how? There were blue, red, white, green, yellow, and pink-colored poisons in his lab. All of them were deadly. Which one did the scientist choose?
Answer: The white one, since sugar is known as 'White Poison'.
Riddle:
Who is the king of the school supplies?
Answer: The ruler.
Riddle:
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
Riddle:
What do the rich need, and the poor have, and if you eat it you die?
Answer: Nothing.
Riddle:
What can chew, but can't eat?
Answer: A train.
Riddle:
My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".
Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".
Riddle:
What does CLASS stand for?
Answer: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Riddle:
What can climb mountains, cross streams, handle hundreds of feet each day, yet never moves? What is it?
Answer: A trail!
Riddle:
What has four faces, but is not a square or rectangle?
Answer: Mt. Rushmore.
Riddle:
What kind of beans can you not grow in a garden?
Answer: Jelly Beans!
Riddle:
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. keep in mind that his parents were not very violent people.
What is he?
Answer: John wanted to be a photographer.
Riddle:
What did the two dolphins say after not seeing each other for so long?
Answer: "Long time no sea."
Riddle:
I am a seven letter word containing thousands of letters. What am I?
Answer: Mailbox.
Riddle:
A precious stone as clear as a diamond. Seek it out when the suns near the horizon. Though you can walk on water with its power. Try to keep it, and it will vanish in an hour. What am I?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What grows but never gets taller, shrinks but never gets smaller, hurts the minds of men, doesn't live, but doesn't have a deathbed?
Answer: SOUND. Sound grows and shrinks but, realistically, doesn't do either. Can hurt ears and the brain at certain frequencies. Doesn't live and isn't dead.
Riddle:
My name is two letters. You call many people by this name, but yet their first name is not this. What is it?
Answer: Mr.
Riddle:
What are the smartest creatures?
Answer: Bookworms.
Riddle:
What kind of ship has two mates but no captain?
Answer: A relationship.
Riddle:
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer: It happens every year.
