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Riddle:

What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?

Answer:

A deck of cards.

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Riddle:

I have keys but no locks. I have a space but no room. You can enter, but can’t go outside. What am I?

Answer:

I am a keyboard.

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Riddle:

What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall?

Answer:

Night and Day.

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Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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Riddle:

It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear.

What is it?

Answer:

Time, which is often watched when you stare at a clock.

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Riddle:

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Answer:

Because they are stuffed.

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Riddle:

A man who lived on the top floor of a twenty story building had to go up and down daily for work, and of course, for food and the other necessities. On most days he could only ride the elevator to the fifteenth story, and he would have to walk the rest of the way. When it rained, however, he could ride all the way up to the twentieth story. Why?

Answer:

The man wasn't tall enough to reach the button for the 20th floor. He could only reach the 15th story button on the elevator. When it rained, he brought his umbrella, and used it to press the 20th story button on the elevator.

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Riddle:

A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who Am I?

Answer:

Rain.

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

It was a Submarine.

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Riddle:

What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?

Answer:

A broken drum.  You just can't beat it!

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