Riddle: I'm clean when I'm black, Dirty when white; Get too close, And you might sneeze. What am I?
Answer: A Chalkboard.
Riddle: A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
Answer: It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What runs without legs?
Answer: Water.
Riddle: Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
Answer: Sunshine.
Riddle: How did the pancake hurt itself?
Answer: Doing backflips.
How did the pancake hurt itself? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
Answer: It's Christmas, Eve!
Riddle: One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number. What is the pattern?
Answer: One has three letters in the word three has five letters in it five has four letters and four has four letters in it (if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)
Riddle: I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
Answer: A Candle.
Riddle: How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.