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Riddle:

How do monkeys make toast?

Answer:

They put it under the g'rilla

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Riddle:

What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?

Answer:

Mas-scare-a.

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Riddle:

What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?

Answer:

Claustraophobic.

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Riddle:

I'm so fast you can't see me, though everyone else can see straight through me. I don't stop until the day you die. What am I?

Answer:

The blink of an eye.

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Riddle:

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

Answer:

888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.

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Riddle:

A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs and ten cows.  If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?

Answer:

Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.

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Riddle:

When may a man's coat pocket be empty, and yet have something in it?

Answer:

When it has a hole in it.

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Riddle:

A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - one at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all safely over the stream?

Answer:

Take the goose over first and come back. Then take the fox over and bring the goose back. Now take the corn over and come back alone to get the goose. Take the goose over and the job is done!

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Riddle:

What part of London is in France?

Answer:

The letter N.

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Riddle:

There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?

Answer:

They are all married.

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