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Riddle:

I run all around the pasture but never move.  What am I?

Answer:

A fence.

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Riddle:

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer:

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Riddle:

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Answer:

Who said this happened during the night?

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Riddle:

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

Answer:

A Waterfall.

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Riddle:

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

Answer:

Hip hop.

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Riddle:

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Answer:

None. A pear tree does not bear plums.

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Riddle:

What language does a billboard speak?

Answer:

Sign language.

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Riddle:

What has a heart but no other organs?

Answer:

A deck of cards!

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Riddle:

What did one math book say to the other math book?

Answer:

Do you want to hear my problems?

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Riddle:

I act like a cat, I look like a cat, Yet I am not a cat. What am I?

Answer:

Kitten.

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