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Riddle:

What did one math book say to the other math book?

Answer:

Do you want to hear my problems?

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Riddle:

Why can't the world ever come to an end?

Answer:

Because it's round.

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Riddle:

A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who Am I?

Answer:

Rain.

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Riddle:

While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

Answer:

Just one, me.

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Riddle:

What day would yesterday be if Thursday was four days before the day after tommorow?

Answer:

Friday.

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Riddle:

What is faster hot or cold?

Answer:

Hot, you can easily catch a cold.

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Riddle:

I can't be bought, but I can be stolen with a glance. I'm worthless to one, but priceless to two. What am I?

Answer:

Love.

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Riddle:

How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?

Answer:

Because he turns into a bat every night.

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Riddle:

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer:

The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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Riddle:

You answer me, although I never ask you questions.

What am I?

Answer:

A telephone.

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