Riddle:
How did the pancake hurt itself?
Answer: Doing backflips.
Riddle:
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle:
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Answer: Eat and Ate.
Riddle:
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.
Riddle:
I have a head and a tail but no body... What am I?
Answer: A coin.
Riddle:
What flowers are kissable?
Answer: Tulips (two-lips).
This pun aligns with April’s springtime setting and the lighthearted trickery of the holiday.
Riddle:
What word contains all of the twenty six letters?
Answer: Alphabet.
Riddle:
If the day before yesterday is the 23rd, then what is the day after tomorrow?
Answer: The 27th. The day before yesterday is the 23rd. Therefore, yesterday was the 24, today is the 25th, tomorrow would be the 26th and the day after tomorrow would be 27th.
Riddle:
I'm clean when I'm black,
Dirty when white;
Get too close,
And you might sneeze.
What am I?
Answer: A Chalkboard.
Riddle:
One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number.
What is the pattern?
Answer: One has three letters in the word three has five letters in it five has four letters and four has four letters in it (if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)
Riddle:
A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: They are survivors, you don't bury them.
Riddle:
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle:
I was carried into a dark room and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
Answer: A Candle.
Riddle:
When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle:
What runs without legs?
Answer: Water.
Riddle:
What is the end of everything?
Answer: The letter G.
Riddle:
Two camels were facing in opposite directions. One was facing due East and one was facing due West. They were in the desert so there was no reflection. How can they manage to see each other without walking around or turning around or moving their heads?
Answer: The two camels were facing each other the entire time. Hence facing in opposite directions.
Riddle:
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Answer: Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Riddle:
A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?
Answer: A needle.
