Riddle:
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle:
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You’re pointless.
Riddle:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got their alibi. The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
Answer: It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday!
Riddle:
If the day before yesterday is the 23rd, then what is the day after tomorrow?
Answer: The 27th. The day before yesterday is the 23rd. Therefore, yesterday was the 24, today is the 25th, tomorrow would be the 26th and the day after tomorrow would be 27th.
Riddle:
I'm clean when I'm black,
Dirty when white;
Get too close,
And you might sneeze.
What am I?
Answer: A Chalkboard.
Riddle:
What starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot.
Riddle:
What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Answer: Eat and Ate.
Riddle:
Two camels were facing in opposite directions. One was facing due East and one was facing due West. They were in the desert so there was no reflection. How can they manage to see each other without walking around or turning around or moving their heads?
Answer: The two camels were facing each other the entire time. Hence facing in opposite directions.
Riddle:
I was carried into a dark room and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I?
Answer: A Candle.
Riddle:
Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?
Answer: Sunshine.
Riddle:
What runs without legs?
Answer: Water.
Riddle:
One is to three as three is to five and five is to four and four is the magic number.
What is the pattern?
Answer: One has three letters in the word three has five letters in it five has four letters and four has four letters in it (if you try more numbers they will always come back to the number four: so four is the magic number)
Riddle:
A plane crashed between the border of Canada and America. Where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: They are survivors, you don't bury them.
Riddle:
What flowers are kissable?
Answer: Tulips (two-lips).
Riddle:
A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
Answer: Ten Cows. We can call the pigs cows but it doesn't make them cows.
Riddle:
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle:
What is the end of everything?
Answer: The letter G.
Riddle:
When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle:
What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and water, but no fish?
Answer: A map.