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Riddle:

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow continuously?

Answer:

Bubble Gum.

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Riddle:

All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?

Answer:

Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.

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Riddle:

Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

Answer:

NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!

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Riddle:

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

Answer:

I am a Butterfly.

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Riddle:

While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kitten, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?

Answer:

Just one, me.

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Riddle:

Why was the nose so tired?

Answer:

Because it had been running all day.

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Riddle:

How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Answer:

None, it was Noah.

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Riddle:

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer:

The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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Riddle:

What can go up and come down without moving?

Answer:

The temperature.

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Riddle:

A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who Am I?

Answer:

Rain.

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