Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle: If a boy blows 18 bubbles, Then pops 6 eats 7 and then He pops 5 and blows 1. How many are left?
Answer: 1.
Riddle: Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Answer: Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Riddle: What starts with a T, ends with a T and has T in it?
Answer: A teapot.
Riddle: What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?
Answer: Eat and Ate.
Riddle: I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?
Answer: Your fingernails.
Riddle: How do caterpillars swim laps?
Answer: They do the butterfly.
Riddle: What has toes but no feet or legs?
Answer: Tomatoes.
Riddle: Who always enjoys poor health?
Answer: A doctor.
Riddle: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not.
What am I?
Answer: The word Ton.
