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Riddle:

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Answer:

Because they are stuffed.

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Riddle:

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?

Answer:

It was a Submarine.

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Riddle:

What demands an answer, but asks no question?

Answer:

A Telephone.

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Riddle:

When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?

Answer:

A Light Switch.

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Riddle:

There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?

Answer:

Heroine.

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Riddle:

A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious.

Why?

Answer:

It was an iron bar!

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Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, Two letters there are, And two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, And the same either way. What am I?

Answer:

An eye.

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Riddle:

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?

Answer:

I am a Butterfly.

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Riddle:

A pregnant lady named her children: Dominique, Regis, Michelle, Fawn, Sophie and Lara. What will she name her next child: Abby, Jessica, Tilly or Roxy?

Answer:

Tilly Look at the first 2 letters of each name Do Re Mi Fa So La

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Riddle:

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

Answer:

Fsh.

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