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Riddle:

How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?

Answer:

Because he turns into a bat every night.

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Riddle:

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. 

Who am I?

Answer:

The daughter.

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Riddle:

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Answer:

None. A pear tree does not bear plums.

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Riddle:

All of Mrs. Smith pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats and dogs does she have?

Answer:

Mrs. Smith has one cat and one dog.

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Riddle:

What type of music is a mummy's favorite?

Answer:

Wrap.

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Riddle:

Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?

Answer:

Because he always gets lost at sea!

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Riddle:

There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?

Answer:

His father was in front of him when he was born, therefore he was born before him. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.

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Riddle:

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Answer:

The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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Riddle:

What question can never be answered with a Yes?

Answer:

Are you asleep?

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Riddle:

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Answer:

Because they always drop their needles.

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