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Question:
Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
Answer:
they are fake
Counterfeit money.

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Question:
I give you a group of three. One is sitting down, and will never get up. The second eats as much as is given to him, yet is always hungry. The third goes away and never returns.
Answer:
Stove, fire, and smoke.

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Question:
What is red and blue, and purple and green?
No one can reach it, not even the queen?
Answer:
A Rainbow.

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A man is lying drowned in a dead forest, far from water. How did this happen?
Answer:

A firefighting plane filled its tanks with water from a lake, sucking a scuba-diver in (Is this an urban legend, or did I see this on the news?). He drown while the plane was in flight and was dumped onto a burning forest with the water.


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A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
Answer:
It was daytime

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The priest in my hometown told us that on a particular day he would walk on water for 30 minutes. The lake was not dry and we all observed the priest actually walking on water. How?
Answer:


It was winter and the lake was frozen.


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Four men sat down to play.
They played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun.
With separate scores for everyone.
When they had come to square accounts.
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain.
If no one lost, how all could gain?
Answer:

The men were musicians..

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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Answer:
Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.

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Four cars come to a four way stop, all coming from a different direction. They can't decide who got there first, so they all go forward at the same time. They do not crash into each other, but all four cars go. How is this possible?
Answer:
They all made right-hand turns.

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Question:
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Answer:
A window.

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