Question: Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
Answer: He's outside the window
Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside.
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Question: What question can you never answer?
Answer: "What's it like to be dead?"
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Question: When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
Answer: The nail would be at the same height since trees grow at their tops.
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Question: What is the easiest way to throw a ball, and have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
Answer: Toss it in the air.
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Question: Daniel, my son, is exactly one fifth of my age. In 21 years time, I will be exactly twice his age. My wife is exactly seven times older than my daughter, Jessica. In 8 years time, my wife will be three times older then Jessica. How old are Daniel and Jessica now?
Answer:

Daniel is 7 years old and Jessica is 4 years old.


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Question: Inside a burning house, this thing is best to make. And best to make it quickly, before the fire's too much to take!
Answer: Haste!
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Question: What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
Answer: A chalkboard.
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Question: How high would you have to count before you would use the letter A in the English language spelling of a whole number.
Answer: One thousand.
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Question: Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
Answer: Short.
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Question: He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Answer: A preacher.
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