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Question:
One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
Answer:

It isn't spelled wrong, the one word in this sentence misspelled is "misspelled."

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A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it.
What is his favorite drink?
Answer:
Blood, he's a vampire!

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A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
Answer:
What time is it
Who said this happened during the night?

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We are little creatures;
all of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
and the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
it can never fly from you.
What are we?
Answer:
We are vowels.

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Question:
A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?
Answer:

The sisters are Siamese twins


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Question:
You do not want to have it,
But when you do have it,
You do not want to lose it?
What is it?
Answer:
A lawsuit.

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A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?
Answer:
No, it does not collapse. Because it has driven a half mile - you would subtract the gas used from the total weight of the truck.

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Question:
When they are caught, they are thrown away.
When they escape, you itch all day.
What are they?
Answer:
Fleas.

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Question:
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer:
This person would be your mother.

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You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out?
Answer:
You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you climb out the hole.

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