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Question:
What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
Answer:
An umbrella.

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What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
Answer:
The sea.

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No sooner spoken than broken.
What is it?
Answer:
Silence

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Question:
If a wheel has 64 spokes,
how many spaces are there
between the spokes?
Answer:

64.
The space that comes after the 64th spoke,
would be just before the first spoke.

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A man and a woman were driving in their car when it broke down. The man decided to go for help at a gas station a few miles back. He made sure nobody was in the car, rolled all the windows up, and locked all of the sedan's doors. He went off, but when he came back, his wife was dead, and there was a stranger in the car. No physical damage was done to the car, so how did the stranger get in?
Answer:
The stranger was a baby and the woman died in childbirth.

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Question:
When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
Answer:
Look at a clock
When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.

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Question:
You can spin, wheel and twist, but this thing can turn without moving. What is it?
Answer:
Got milk?

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When they are caught, they are thrown away.
When they escape, you itch all day.
What are they?
Answer:
Fleas

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Question:
You hear it speak, for it has a hard tongue. But it cannot breathe, for it has not a lung.
What is it?
Answer:
A Bell

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Question:
What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
Answer:
A Mirror.

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