Question: why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
Answer: 7,8,9 hehehehehehehe( seven ate nine?)
Question: what has sunday, saturday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, and friday??
Answer: a whole week
Question: aboy goes to the school he goes to the zoo after school he buy pizza and he makes money how did he make money
Answer: he sold his lunch
Question: First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in riddles and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Who deals in riddles and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end.
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?
Answer: A spider.
Question: There were 3 guys. They didn't know anything about English. One of the guys went to a restaurant to learn how to say,"meemeemeemeemeemee." The second guy went to a different restaurant to learn to say,"a fork and a knife." The third guy went to a candy store to learn how to say,"I love that food." What do you think happened next?
Answer: One day, there was a dead man. The 3 guys were there. The cop said," Who killed him?" The first guy said," meemeemeemeemeemee." The cop asked," With what?" The second guy said," With a fork and a knife." The cop said," You guys are going to jail." The third guy said," I love that food."
Question: a person gave birth to a pair of twins. Both were girls.the girls gave birth to quadriplets. two were boys and two were girls. the girls would give birth to how many kids.How may kids did they both give births to?
Answer: 8
Question: What is a word that is unexpected and has metal in the front?
Answer: Irony (for iron in the front and is unexpected in stories)
Question: What goes up but floats? You can go through it, but cannot hear it? What is it?
Answer: Fog.
Question: how do you get cold money?(ASAP)
Answer: put it in the freezer!
Question: I have a head, a tail, but no body what am I?
Answer: A quarter
