Perfect English
Published: Nov 30, 1999
Riddle: There were 3 guys. They didn't know anything about English. One of the guys went to a restaurant to learn how to say,"meemeemeemeemeemee." The second guy went to a different restaurant to learn to say,"a fork and a knife." The third guy went to a candy store to learn how to say,"I love that food." What do you think happened next?
Answer: One day, there was a dead man. The 3 guys were there. The cop said," Who killed him?" The first guy said," meemeemeemeemeemee." The cop asked," With what?" The second guy said," With a fork and a knife." The cop said," You guys are going to jail." The third guy said," I love that food."
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