Question: when I am forwards I am used as a cooking tool
When I am backwards I able to be stop
When I am backwards I able to be stop
Answer: I am pots
Question: I have 3 apples
You take 2 apples.
How many apples do you have?
You take 2 apples.
How many apples do you have?
Answer: 2 Ifyou took 2 then you have 2
Question: blue house made of blue bricks
red house made of red bricks
what is the green house made of
red house made of red bricks
what is the green house made of
Answer: glass
Question: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer: One, "I was going to St. Ives"
Question: A woman goes into a supermarket to buy some food. The total cost of all of the food she buys is $20.00, but she pays $10.00, with no employees or security stopping her. What is a logical explanation for this?
Answer: The woman was 75 years old. In most states, there is a Senior Discount, which cuts prices in half for senior citizens, who have to be at least 60 to apply.
Question: adam is walking down the street and he found a $50 bill but he did not picked it up but instad go to a market and steal some fish wht?
Answer: he is a cat
Question: What's long, different colors, make you feel like your in heaven, and is inserted somewhere?
Answer: A Rainbow
Question: if yesterdays today is tommorow and tommorows yesterdays today, are we ever in tommorow
Answer: no, NeVeR!
Question: a man is laying on the ground, weak, next to a rock. how was he injured?
Answer: it's super man! kriptonite made him weak.
Question: where was the mummy when the light went off
Answer: in the dark.
