Question: There was a man who lived on the 20th floor. On rainy day's the man walks from the 6th floor and walks the rest of the way. On sunny day's he walks from the 5th floor and up. Why is that?
Answer: He's a midget so he can't reach the other numbers.
Question: 12+1=1
Answer: 24 hour time 12+1=1
Question: There was a girl trapped in a room alone. The room was square with no windows, trap doors, doors nothing but a mirror and a table. She managed to escape though! How did she escape?
Answer: She looked in the mirror to see what she SAW. She used the SAW to cut the table in half. Put the two halves to make a HOLE and used the HOLE to get out of the room.
Question: A man gives his delivery boy 9 doughnuts to deliver to make sure that the delivery boy does not eat any he writes the number 9 in roman numarals (IX) on the box. As hes going to delvier it he eats 3 how does he change it to say 6 without changing anything thats already on the box?
Answer: He adds a S to the IX.
Question: Humans cant have it. Boys cant have it. No-one has it. Molly has it twice. I don't have it. You dont have it. Ron doesn't have it. Mr. Mowel has it once. Girls always have it, but Katie doesn't have it. What is it?
Answer: The letter L.
Question: A farmer has 26 six sheep. One has died. How many are left...? The answer is 19... but why?
Answer: There are two ways you can do this. Just ask the question and not the answer... that will drive people crazy.. or give the answer with the question. Okay here goes..It's all in how you say it. It's not 26 sheep.. it's twenty-sick sheep...hence the answer being 19 left. When you say it fast enough, the average person thinks you are really saying 26 sheep. Twenty six and twenty sick so similiar that is it almost impossible to tell them apart.. try it..it is fool proof!!
Question: They were two men bragging about who could run faster then the other. So they went on top of a 20 stories high. The first man dropped his watch and ran down the stairs and just in time to catch his watch. The second man dropped his watch and got into the elevator went to every floor and when he got to the lobby he bought a can of coke and drank it all taking his time then he walked out the door and caught his watch. How is this possible?
Answer: His watch was 15 minutes slow.
Question: i have quite alot of fer, i have four legs,i can be any color exept blue,green or purple unless you color die me. what am i?
Answer: i am a cat
Question: There is a magician he is practicing holding his breath, he can hold is breath for 2 minutes. A boy comes along and says that is easy I can hold my breath for 10 minutes. They make a bet and whoever holds their breath underwater the longest wins $1,000,000.So they do it and the kid wins. How did he do it?
Answer: He poured a cup of water over his head for 10 minutes!!!!!
Question: there is a bucket filled with water
what can you put in it to make it lighter to travel with?
what can you put in it to make it lighter to travel with?
Answer: a hole
