Question: As I was going to St. Ives,
I met seven wives,
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kittens,
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many are going to St. Ives?
Answer: 1, you are the only one going to St. Ives, read the first line again.
Question: Where do you find your dog with no legs?
Answer: Right where you left him
Question: What stays in one in the corner but always travels around the world?
Answer: A STAMP! Duh
Question: How hot was the stove that the gingerbreadman came out of?
Answer: i really dont know myself like duhhh!!! ha ha ha
Question: The doctor gives you 3 pills amd tells you to take one every half hour (30 min.)How long before you run out of pills?
Answer: 1 hour.The first is taken immddiately,the second in 30 min and the third one 30 min later.
Question: What holds water yet is full of holes?
Answer: A sponge
Question: there was a boy on a bridge he looked down and he saw a boat full of people but when he got down to the boat there wasnt a single person down there. How was this?
Answer: they were all married not single
Question: A plane is flying from Florida to New Jersey it gets into a bad crash.Where do you bury the servivers?
Answer: You dont bury servivers
Question: what can go so fast but so small you can't see it and comes out of two small caves?
Answer: it's a sneeze
Question: Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
Answer: In plain English:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!