Question: what walks on four legs in the mourning, two in the evening,and three in the afternoon?

Question: A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?

Question: What is always coming, but never arrives?

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Question: I am here for people to learn new things, who cares what I bring and it is not a place to sing.most people don't like me others delight me.What am I

Question: LOL!

Question: A man was soht to death. He was checked theroly and there was no gun resadew. so he was shot from far away. but, the doors where locked and the windows where shut how did he die!

Question: There is an item in the store which costs 10 cents. A man walks to the cash register and asks for a hundered. He ends up paying only 30 cents. Neither the man nor the person at the cash register made a mistake. How is that possible?

Question: as i was going to st. ives
i met a man with seven wives
each wife had seven sacks
each sack had seven cats
each cat had seven kits
kits, cats, sacks, wives
how many are going to st. ives?

Question: in marble walls as white as milk lined with skin as soft as silk within a fountain crystal clear a golden apple does appear there are no doors to this stronghold yet theives break in and steal the gold