Question: it cannot be seen,cannot be felt,
cannot be heard,cannot be smelt.
it lies behind stars and under hills,
and empty holes it fills.
it comes first and follows after,
ends life,kills laughter
Answer: darkness
Question: A box without hinges, key, or lid
Yet golden treasure inside is hid

What is it?
Answer: an egg
Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of harvard students could not answer this riddle but 84% of kindergardeners figured this out in less than 5 minutes can you figure it out?
Answer: NO BECAUSE LOOK AT THE LAST LINE CAN YOU GUESS THE RIDDLE it is impossible to answer the riddle
Question: The first two letters of this word mean a man. The first three letters of this word mean a woman. The first four letters of this word mean a great man, and the whole seven letter word means a great woman.
Answer: Heroine
Question: why did the thief take a shower after robbing a house???
Answer: because he wanted to have a clean getaway!
Question: whats
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Answer: ..... u can ask dead people to rest bacause there in havent so its rot in preace
Question: why did the cake like to play baseball
Answer: becauseit said that it was a good batter
Question: Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Answer: Fish
Question: You are driving a train. The train leaves at 55km an hour heading for Halifax from Calgary. The tracks of the train move diagonally. There are 18 passengers on the train ranging from 3 years old to 80 years old. The train tickets were 10 dollars apiece. If the train made a stop at Vancouver and 1/3 of the passengers got off, what's the age of the driver?
Answer: You are the driver!
Question: A women is pushing a a wheelbarrow around in a square,and getting paid how does this work?
Answer: She is playing monopoly!!!!!!!!!