Question: Mr and Mrs bluberry have 6 girls they all have one brother. How many people are in the whole family?
Answer: Nine
Question: marys father has five daughters.
The first is called nana,the second is nene,the third is nono and the fourth is nini.what is the fifths daughter name?
Answer: mary, it is marys father
Question: what do you call a cat that hates the dark?
Answer: a scardey cat
Question: When a billionair is in a bullet-proof room, and the siren goes off for a twister he goes to his safe with his family. Only he knows the voice activated code to open the safe door. Suddenly the twister hits the house and the twister hit the safe. Metal was dented everywhere. One dent hit the billionair. He was knocked out cold. Then firefighters came around searching the houses if anybody was in the house. Then the family started to bang on the side of the safe for them to hear them and save them. The firefighters heard them. They asked how to get into the safe. The son asked his dad(billionair)what the word was to open the safe. The dad didn't answer. So the firefighters stayed there until the dad woke up. The dad woke up but he said thet he doesn't know anything. How does the Family get out of the safe?
Answer: The son is a doctor and cures him and gets the word out of him.
Question: there are three men one is hungry, other one is angry find the the third word.

There are only three words in the english language.

Whats the third word???
Answer: Language; get it ; because there are only three words; the english LANGUAGE
1 2 3
Question: You run to the pitch. You jump. You walk. You ride a skateboard.
Answer: Your leg.
Question: there were three eggs in the morning and in the afternoon there were two. what happened?
Answer: one hatched
Question: Tall I am young, short I am old.
With life I glow...
Yet breath is my foe.
Answer: A candle
Question: how do you fit 10 horses into nine stables with one horse in each
Answer: t-e-n-h-o-r-s-e-s
Question: At one end I make Mistakes
And i make them go away on the other
Sometimes i help by jotting things down
Sometimes as colorful as another

What am I?
Answer: A pencil