Question: How do we clap with one hand?
Answer: use a clapper!
Question: What do you put in toasters?
Answer: Bread!
Question: hi
Answer: bye
Question: what gets wetter the more it dries?
Answer: a towl!!!!!!!!
Question: A king challenges his wisest counselor to figure out which of the nine coins is a counterfeit. The counterfeit coin is heavier than the others. To make it as difficult as possible, the counselor can only use the balance twice. How does he accomplish this task?
Answer: First you brake the coins up into three groups of three. Then you weigh two of the groups on the balance. The heavier group will have the counterfeit coin in it. If they are equil then it is in the group you left out. Then weigh two of the coins from the remnaining group on the balance. The heaviest coin is the counterfeit. If they are equil it is the coin you left out.
Question: I am not alive, yet i grow to be large. I don't have lungs however I use air to pollute yours. I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Answer: BODY ODOR!!!!1111
Question: in a marble hall as white as milk lined with a skin as soft as silk within a fountain crystal clear a golden apple will appear wot am i
Answer: i'm an egg
Question: What is so fragile,
That when you say its name you break it?
That when you say its name you break it?
Answer: Silence.
Question: So... there was this one time you were thirsty and decided to boil water, right? (just go with it) All you had left were one thin wine glass and one thick glass. Which is more likely to break?
Answer: Uh... why would you be boiling water to drink in the first place?
Question: A man and a woman are driving along a country road on a cold winter night when the car breaks down. Before leaving to find help, the man tells the woman not to open the doors or windows and not to let anybody in. He leaves, and she does as he says. When he returns, she is dead and there is a stranger in the car. What happened?
Answer: the woman had a baby and she died at bith and the stanger was the baby
