Question: a butcher is 5 foot 10 inches tall. what does he weigh?
Answer: meat
Question: The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: A Coffin.
Question: This thing all things devours:
Birds,beast,trees,flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to medal;
Slays kings, ruins town,
And beats high mountains down.
Birds,beast,trees,flowers;
gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to medal;
Slays kings, ruins town,
And beats high mountains down.
Answer: Time
Question: There is a sniper battle going above a house. Inside the house a man is baking two muffins. The house catches on fire and turns to ash what happened?
Answer: The man was shot and the ovens stayed on to long and caught fire.
Question: Say silk five times fast.
Spell silk.
What do cows drink?
Spell silk.
What do cows drink?
Answer: Water.
Question: I Runs Around The House With Out Moving. What Am I!!!
Answer: I'm A Fence
Question: What has a head and a tail,
But no body?
But no body?
Answer: A coin
Question: What's dark, different lengths and enjoyable?
Answer: Chocolate.
Question: u r in vons. how do u get out?
Answer: ur not in vons
Question: If there are 15 fish in a pond and 1 fish drowns how many are left?
Answer: 15! fish dont drown
