Question: You can hold it but you can`t touch it.
Answer: your breath.
Question: two of the same type cars were driving.One of them weregoin 100 mile per hour.The were goin 40 mile per hour.The car the is goin 40 miles passes the car that is gin 100 miles.How is this possible?
Answer: They were going opposite directions
Question: if my rooster lays an egg on your lawn whose chick is it?
Answer: no ones roosters don't lay eggs
Question: There are three houses and three schools.In each house there are three children.Match up the children to the schools without crossing the lines.
Answer: I am not sure but I think that it's impossible because my teacher's been working on it for years and even he has not goten it.[You now what they say teachers aren't always that smart]
Question: The one who made didn't want. The one who bought it didn't need it. The one who used it doesn't know it.
Answer: A coffin?
Question: what's greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you'll die?
Answer: nothing
Question: What is the difference of Here and There?
Answer: The T !!!
Question: A man lives on the 45th floor of an apartment building. On rainy days, he takes the elevator to and from his apartment, but on sunny days, he will take the elevator from his apartment to the lobby but walks up the 45 flights of stairs when he returns home. Why doesn't he just take the elevator all the time?
Answer: He's a midget. On rainy days, he can hit the 45th button with his umbrella and of course he can always hit the lobby button because its so low down, but on sunny days, he doesn't have any way of hitting the 45th button so he just takes the stairs.
Question: What is unique about this sentence:
The quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the brown lazy dog.
Answer: The sentence used every letter of the alphabet.
Question: So you got a marshmallow, a pop sock, and a plank of good ol' wood. You're in a metal room with welded walls and doors, ceilings, and floors. THERE IS NO WAY OUT. But you CAN get out. How?
Answer: You rip the marshmallow in half to get a marsh, then surf across the marsh on the plank of good ol'wood with your amazing skills, then you rip a hole in the pop sock and climb out of the hole.
