Question: A man walked into his bathroom and shot his self between his eyes then walked out what happened
Answer: He shot his reflection in the mirror
Question: what is wrong with a quarter date 24 BC (before Christ)?
Answer: how did they now that a quarter will be date 24 years before christ. (they can't read the future)
Question: A man lives in the 10th floor. He uses the elavatetr to go down, but uses the stairs to go up. why does he do this?
Answer: He is a midget. HE cant reach the 10th floor button on the elavter.
Question: I am a basic form of life
Over time, I can destroy rock
I may or may not produce poison
And I support all life in 2 ways.
What am I?
Over time, I can destroy rock
I may or may not produce poison
And I support all life in 2 ways.
What am I?
Answer: I am Plants
Question: the part of the bird thats not in the sky,
which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry. what is it?
which can swim in the ocean and always stay dry. what is it?
Answer: a shadow!!!!!!!!!
Question: It lives with electricity, reveals info, and travels around the world faster than the speed of sound. What is it?
Answer: The internet.
Question: A man is in a jail with no windows or doors, how does he escape?
Answer: Where the door's and windows were.
Question: A man approaches a hotel with his little dog. When he stops outside the hotel, he knows that he is bankrupt. How is that possible?
Answer: He's playing monopoly.
Question: Three princes were in love with a princess. the king said the prince who could win a made-up game would marry the princess. The rules were simple: the princes were to stand on boxes in different corners of a room while the princess was in the middle. They were not allowd to use ANYTHING and were not allowd to walk on the carpet. The game was won by touching the princess' hand. One of princes found out how to touch the princess' hand and married her. How did he do it?
Answer: He called the princess and told her to walk to him and to touch his hand.
Question: This father and son were Driving down a road and got hit. The dad died instantly, but the kid was barley alive when the paramedics got their. The boy was rushed into surgery immediatly. When the sureon came out and said "I can't opperate on this boy, he is my son!" How is this possible?
Answer: The surgeon is the boys mother.
