Question: i am a nation , all lazy undergraduates hate me what am i?
Answer: examination
Question: Find four mistakes:

Thise pag has four mistaks.
Answer: 1:thise
2:pag
3:mistaks
4:It only has three mistakes!!!!!!!
Question: he has head but no neck; he has eyes but no eyebrows; he has no legs but he can move; he has wings but he can't fly, what this creature is? :D
Answer: fish
Question: There was a man and he was looking out the window on the tenth floor. He thought foor a moment and jumped but he didnt get hurt at all. How did he do it?
Answer: he jumped on the spot!!! he didnt jump out the window!
Question: i have two hands,
i have a face,
but you won't find 13 in it's place,
what am i?
Answer: a clock
Question: What is an animal that has 3 legs in the morning ,2 legs in the afternoon ,and 1leg at night?
Answer: Sphits
Question: 3 B M, S H T R ( the letter stand for a word )
Answer: 3 Blind Mice, See How They Run.
Question: What has 4 noses, 3 mouths, 1 eye and 7 legs?
Answer: Someone who's very ugly
Question: you can hear me but you can never see me, what am i?
Answer: a fart
Question: Make these 11 lines into 9 without adding or subtracting any of the lines.
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Answer: NINE
3 for N, 1 for I, 3 for N, 4 for E.