Question: A scientist discovers that he has the ability to travel forward and backward in time. He shows this to the media. How is this possible?
Answer: The scientist takes planes to different timezones.
Question: a man walks out his house and enters his car wich is right up front. he gets in and he has a gun in the glove compartment. all windows are up, all doors are locked. he goes around the block, and stops at a stop sign. he gets shot and died instantly. the gun in the glove compartment never went off. he had no extra gun. he didnt committ suicide. he was shot by a real gun. there was no one in the car but him, there was no one in the trunk all doors were locked all windows were up and there wasnt any wholes in the car. now how did that man get shot?
Answer: he had a convertible
Question: What happens in every month of the season except summer, and happens in nighttime but never daytime.
Answer: The letter "N". Its in the middle of the word month and its not in the word summer. Also its in the word nighttime but not in the word daytime :)
Question: I eat as you turn me,
my blade cutting wood,
when I am full,
empty me you should.

What am I?
Answer: A sharpener.
Question: A boy is rushed into hospital with his father they had been involved in a car accident. The doctor rushes out and screams thats my son about the boy how can this be?
Answer: The doctor is a woman and is the boys mother
Question: If you leave home and make three left turns you'll see 2 guys in a mask. Who are they?
Answer: The empire and the catcher in baseball, get it?
Question: There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink.The doors are pink,the windows are pink,and the TV is pink.What Color is the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs
Question: whats your name how do you spell it

a.I T the answer is it
Answer:
Question: What is more powerful than god?

More evil than the devil?

And if u eat it it will kill you?

What am I?
Answer: Nothing.

Nothing is more powerful than god or more evil than the devil, and if you eat nothing you'll die.
Question: How Do You Live When You Died??
Answer: You Have CHRIST In Your Heart!!!!