Question: If it were possible to dig a hole to the other side of the earth, once you penetrated the other sides surface whould you fall back into this hole
Answer: statistics say,yes
Question: what has one eye but cannot see??
Answer: a needle
Question: Mr.Smith and his son are driving they get in a crash the father is killed right away the son is rushed to an emergency room the old surgen says i cant operate on him he's my son.

WHO WAS THE OLD SURGEN?
Answer: his mother
Question: What 3 common songs have the same meleody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep
twinkle twinkle litle star
and the Alphabet song! wow kid songs
Question: a box without hinges, key or lid yet a golen treasure inside is hid.

what is this?
Answer: an egg
Question: i clean i climb i sweep i wine what am i ?
Answer: a chimney sweeper
Question: I was standing at the sea-side when sudenly a plane fell into the sea. Shocked and surprised as i was how can I take out the plane?
Answer: By simply using a camera.
Question: What driver doesn't have a license?
Answer: a screwdriver
Question: THE BEGINNING OF ETERNITY, THE END OF TIME AND SPACE, THE BEGINNING OF EVERY END, AND THE END OF EVERY PLACE.
Answer: THE LETTER E
Question: A robin fly's home from the equator, but dosen't fly north south east or west. where it the nest?
Answer: He flies up the tree to his nest.