Question: Soft As A Petal That Falls Form A Tree.
The More I Dry The Wetter I'll Be.
What Am I? :) :)
Answer: A Bath Towel
Question: So, I was walking in my room. How did my dog get in there if she didn't run in there, walk in there, slide in there, and me or anyone else didn't put her in there?
Answer: She was already in there.
Question: how does a person wake up dead
Answer: they can't,if they are dead then they cannot wake up
Question: how long is a piece of string?
Answer: the distance between the two ends
Question: as i was going to st ives i met a man with seven wives each wive had 7 cats each cat had seven kits kits cats men and wives how many are oing to st ives?
Answer: 1 isaid as i was going to st ives
Question: The nine of us go forth not back, to protect our king from the foes attack. What could we possibly be?
Answer: Pawns in a chess game!
Question: i grow on a farm orange and used but then get thrown away what am i?
Answer: a pumpkin
Question: There was a plane that crashed, not a single person lived. Who lived?
Answer: All the couples.
Question: a guy killed himself and u must figure out how he killed himself????????

The walls r smooth and has nuttin 2 climb onto and theres only a puddle of water and a fan...
Answer: the puddle of water is actullay ice that da guy had frozen and used it 2 sucide....
Question: i'm a tringal.i'm god and tasty.What am I?
Answer: A hershys kisses!