Question: What is bought by yards but worn out by feet?

Question: if ya mum was a super hero whu wud she save u or da world?

Question: I am a sound that is rich and sometimes can be loud. But I can not eco anywhere no matter what, and no one knows why I can't do that, Not even me.

Question: i am hard but soft, clear yet foggy, i am fruity and sweet what a i?

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Question: What is a five letter fruit that is shaped like a pear but is NOT a pear?

Question: A man builds a rectuangular house, and all the sides have a southern exposure. A bear walks by, what color is the bear? why?

Question: There are three guys and two walk into a bar one ducks. Do you get it.

Question: What is disgusting, but not seen, Deadly, makes your face green, is shoved up in your face, let's you know when you need space, is terrible to smell, really makes you want to yell. what am i?

Question: There was a guy who was trying to find his way to town to get gas. He has enough gas to get 8 miles. The people in the little house along the road tell him that at the fork there is two paths one is 7 miles town and the other is 20 miles to townand that at the fork lives 2 girls. 1 lies all the time and the other never lies. He finally reachs the fork. He walks up to the house and 1 girl answers the door. He doesnt know which girl it is. If it's the one the lies or tell the truth. He can only ask her 1 question. What one question can he ask her to know which way he should go to make it to town without running out of gas?

Question: There is a boy and the father and suddenly BOOM!!!!! The car crashed. The father died but the son survived but was injured. He was sent to the hospital and the doctor said, "I can't operate on this boy he is my son."
Who is the doctor?