Question: The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?
Answer: The answer: C and Y
Question: As I was going to St. Ives I met an man with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks and each sack had seven cats. how many were going to St. Ives.
Answer: one
Question: i scream everyday but know human ears can hear me, yet you can see me.
Answer: a flying bat
Question: A slug is at the bottom of the well and he climb 2 feet and slides down one each day, how many days does it take him to get to the top of the well?
Answer: 19 he gets out on the 19th day and doesnt slide back down
Question: i am a bird but i can not fly
Answer: an ostrich
Question: A man and his son, were in an accident, two ambulances came, the first ambulance took the father to hospital A, and the other ambulance took the son to a different hospital.
The son was admitted into the Emergency Room, and he required immediate surgery, the doctor came, looked at the child, and said "I cannot operate on this child, he is my son! Explain
Answer: The doctor is his mother
Question: There are 10 fish in a bowl, 3 died how many were left?
Answer: 10
I did say 3 fish died but i didnt say that I took them out
Question: What do you call a sleeping bull?
Answer: A bull dozer!
Question: Tall i am young short i am old.Peoples breath is my foe. What am i?
Answer: A candle.
Question: What did the big tomatoe say to the little tomatoe?
Answer: Catch up