Question: There is such an entity in the world that spends more time on the surface than any other. Place is not a concern. What is this entity?
Answer: fzer0-slipper proning.
Question: You are in a room filled with 100% gas. You have a match in your hand. What happens when you strike the match?
Answer: Nothing,you need oxyen to light a match and the room is filled with 100% gas.
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Question: what happens when u throw a rock in water?
Answer: it sinks!
Question: What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?
Answer: a yard stick
Question: There were two mothers and two daughters,and they all went fishing.All of them caught a fish but when they counted there were only three fish.
Answer: i dont kno u tell me?
Question: he who builds it doesnt need it he who buys it doesnt want it he who needs it doesnt know it
what is it?
what is it?
Answer: a coffin
Question: where does a dog go when it is ill?
Answer: to a dogtor
Question: there was a man looking at a picture and somebody came up and said who is this picture of and the man said back" my dad's grandfathers son's son's son. who's the picture of.
Answer: him
Question: A man makes a boat trip from Brazil to England. As a result of this the man gets £100,000. The man was not sponsored and did not do it for charity, so why did he get so much money?
Answer: He was an illegal smuggler bringging drugs from Brazil into the UK
Question: A taxi driver crossed a red light. A police officer was there but didn't confront the driver. Why?
Answer: The taxi driver was walking!!
