Question: One day a man went up to an old cottage, knocked on the door, and an old woman answered.The man said, "Good morning, Ms.Turner." If they never met, seen, or heard of each other, how did he know her name?
Answer: The man was the mailman.
Question: Two brothers we are, great burden we bear
By which we are bitterly pressed.
In truth we may say
We are full all the day
But empty we go to our rest.
By which we are bitterly pressed.
In truth we may say
We are full all the day
But empty we go to our rest.
Answer: Shoes
Question: How do you kill a god?
Answer: They're immortal.
Question: I growl but I am friendly,
I sing but my voice has no tune,
Most of my friends are different to me,
Sometimes I am cross but I am not angry.
What am I?
I sing but my voice has no tune,
Most of my friends are different to me,
Sometimes I am cross but I am not angry.
What am I?
Answer: A Dog,
I growl,
I howl,
there are different breeds,
Sometimes we are cross bred.
I growl,
I howl,
there are different breeds,
Sometimes we are cross bred.
Question: the one who makes it sells it, the one who buys it doesnt use it, the one whos using it doesnt know hes using it..what am i
Answer: a coffin
Question: Hw Do U Catch A Squirrel ?
Answer: Climb Up The Tree And Act As A Nut
Question: One fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew there swords and shot each other. a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot the two dead boys
Answer: its a riddle song
Question: The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't use it. The man who uses it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer: A coffin.
Question: how do snails fight?
Answer: They slug it out!
Question: There was a plane that was flying over Antartica. Five minutes later the plane crashed. Their were few survivors, but they were stranded in the middle of Antartica. What happened to the survivors?
Answer: They died
