Question: What one word starts with e and ends with e and only has one letter in it,what is the word ???
Answer: You put letters in them An envelpoe,
Question: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A person when their born, they crawl on 4 legs, when they get older, they walk on 2 legs and when they get old, the walk with a cane.
Question: no sooner spoken than broken. what is it?
Answer: silence
Question: there were 2 mothers and 2 daughters but there were only 3 people! how is this possible?
Answer: there is a girl whois 1 daughter then there is the girls mother who is 1 mother and 1 daughter because her mother is 1 mother.
Question: A man lives on floor 24 of a tower block. Every day he takes the lift down to go to work. When he comes home he takes the lift up to floor 20 but walks the rest of the way to 24. But when it's raining he takes the lift straight to room 24.
Why does he do this?
Answer: he is to small to reach the 24th button but when it's raining he has his umbrella to reach it for him.
Question: What dog that can jump higher than a telephone pole?
Answer: All dogs. Telephone poles can't jump!
Question: a man was going camping with his camel. they were suppose to be back on next tuesday. and they were back but not the next tuesday the tuesday they were suppose to go on there trip. how could that be?
Answer: the camels name wass tuesday
Question: where do you find a half moon all the time?
Answer: your finger nails
Question: ok there is a plane crash and only 1 survivor. and there are 2 tribes on the island. and one tribe tells the truth the other lies. so he was walking down a path and there was a fork in the road and a native standing their. one way leads him to sure death the other to safty. he can only ask the native 1 question to find out but the thing is he dont know if he is with the truth tribe or the liar tribe. so the question that he ask has to be one that no matter if it is true or false he will know which way to go.
Answer: i need to know the answer
Question: You are in a dark room with a candle, a torch, and an oil lamp. You only have one match. Which do you light first?
Answer: The match.