Question: i am not a man am i a man or a woman?
Answer: i am a man
Question: What do we see everyday,
a kind seldom sees,
and God never sees.
Answer: An Equal.
Question: When 360 = 12
When 1/2 = 30
And when 300 = 5

What am i?
Answer: Time
Question: A group of men are playing poker. The men get angry when Jack wins consecutive hands. Jack and the other men get into a heated conversation because everyone thinks he is cheating. Jack walks outside and is instantly killed. How was he killed. *Hint 52 bicycles contributed to his death.
Answer: Jack slipped on a deck of cards (bicycle is a card making company) and died from hitting his head.
Question: A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50.



The question is: How did the man win the bet?
Answer: i dont know
Question: you are in a room with 4 steel walls, it has a steel cieling and floor. There is no windows of doors, the olny things in it is a mirror and table, how do you get out?
Answer: You look in the mirror, and see what you saw, you take the saw and saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you crawl though the hole.
Question: All about, but cannot be seen,
Can be captured, cannot be held,
No throat, but can be heard.
What is it?
Answer: Breath, Air, Wind, etc.
Question: It occurs once in a minute, twice in a week and once in a year. What is it?
Answer: dono
Question: Why are televisions attracted to people?
Answer: Because, people turn them on
Question: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I'm dead what am I?
Answer: An onion