Question: When is a door not a door?

Question: What is greater than God?
More evil than the Devil?
What most rich peope don't have?
What most poor people have?
And if you eat it, you will die?

Question: a man arrived into town on his hoarse on friday he was stood for 2 days but left on friday, how did he leave?

Question: I can make you happy
I can make you sad
I can last and last
Or I can fade away with time
I can set you free
Or lock you up
I can be mistaken
And taken also I can bring people together or split them apart.

Question: there are two planes that chrashed into each other between Asia and Africa. Where are the survivers buried

Question: You come home, climb the stairs, turn out the light and go to bed. In the morning, you wake up, look out the window and commit suicide. What is your profession?

Question: what can you catch but not throw

Question: There once was a boy eating a chicken leg sitting on a stool missing one leg. On the floor there sat a dog. Decode this. Two legs was sitting on three legs holding one leg when four legs comes up and takes one leg. Then two legs gets off of three legs and throws three legs at one leg who gives one leg back to two legs.

Question: How did Mr.SPong get so watery by me?

Question: What is faster hot or cold?