Question: 3 men were walking in the desert without any food but they had alot of water the never ate a thing and no animals are out in the desert after 5 weeks only one dies how is this possable
Answer: the first 2 men did what they needed to do and ate the other man so simply they were canibals
Question: When does 3+10=1?
Answer: On the clock!
Question: A rooster laid an egg on a aframe tin roof which way does the egg roll?
Answer: Roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will die?
Answer: Nothing
Question: If you got hurt you would like me...
If you some people think i'm to overated and dramitized.....
and some people go to far....
What am I ??
If you some people think i'm to overated and dramitized.....
and some people go to far....
What am I ??
Answer: ATTENTION!!
Question: What is always coming, but never arrives
Answer: Tomorrow
Question: i come once in decision,twice in doodle,and three times in poodlepond,and four times in poodlepoop
Answer: i am the letter o
Question: has rubber on the bottom, string like snakes, has a toung that moves, but not by its self. what am i?
Answer: A SHOE!!
Question: no hammer or any kind of tool,
he builds his house so quickly
what am I?
he builds his house so quickly
what am I?
Answer: a spider
Question: Suppose you want to cook an egg for exactly 3 minutes. You have only a 5 minute hourglass timer and a 2 minute hourglass timer. Using these 2 timers, how can you boil the egg for exactly 3 minutes?
Answer: Tip both timers over at the same time. When the 2 minute timer runs out, drop the eggs in and cook them until the 5 minute timer runs out!
