Question: what starts off on four legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night
Answer: a person
Question: shiny and round
face pointed down
it sees without looking
you look without seeing
Answer: the sun, because it looks like it is shiny and it really is round and it sees you but it is not tring to and you are tring to but it is to bright
Question: whats black.white and red all over
Answer: a newspaper from kayla park 10
Question: Mr.Red lives in the red house. Mr.Orange lives in the orange house. Mr.Yellow lives in the yellow house but who lives in the Green house??
Answer: Not Mr.Green he lives in a white house and is my neighbor but all of the plants are in the GREEN HOUSE. Get It?????????
Question: I have a head, eyes, a nose, a mouth, a neck, shoulders, arms, elbows, hands, fingers, a chest, a stomach, a waist, legs, knees, feet, and toes, and I get dressed every day, yet I cannot move unless someone moves me. What am I?
Answer: A manequin.
Question: IS IT LEGAL IN MEXICO TO bury a living man on the beach
Answer: it is not legal to bury a LIVING MAN anywhere
Question: What is greater than god?
More eviler than the devil?
The poor have it.
The rich need it.

Related: What Am I?
Answer: Nothing
Question: Prnouced as one letter,
and written with three,
three letters they are and two only in me.
Im double im single im black,blue and grey,
i can see from both ends and the same eaither way.
What am i????
Answer: An eye
Question: What's black and white and red all over
Answer: Newspaper
Question: Can you fit an elephant
on a truck with a giraffe
Answer: no because they are too fat