Question: what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Answer: natcho cheese
Question: Imagine that Lord and Lady riches died in a suspicious way.There kids would inherit there money, right? there are nine sons and each son has a sister. How many suspects,er...children are there?
Answer: ten! EACH SON HAS O N E SISTER!
Question: Theres a girl in the middle of the room, she's dead and there is no natural causes. The only thing in the room is water a pair of scissors and a bed the she is lying down on... How did she die?
Answer: It was a water bed... And the scissors popped the water bed and drounded...
Question: I am circular and i get sold. i have a hole in me. but i am not a donut . wut am i?
Answer: a CD
Question: I always come first yet always found in the end. What am I?
Answer: Sunday
Question: If one train is going 206mph and the other 305mph which one will get to Cuba first?
Answer: NEITHER! trains dont go to cuba!
Question: I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
Answer: i am a shadow
Question: what has bed which does not sleep what has a mouth which does not sleep.
Answer:

a river
Question: I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten
students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.



Can you guess the correct answer?
Answer: A pickle
Question: WHEN IS A LION NOT A LION.
Answer: WHEN ITS A SEA LION!