Question: You dig a hole that is 1*1*1 sq inches deep how much dirt is in the hole?
Answer: Nothing because its a hole!Ha!HA!
Question: what happens if third world war begins?????
Answer: there will be one more chapter to read in history.
Question: 1
1 1
1 2 1
1 3 3 1
1 4 6 4 1
1 5 10 10 5 1



What numbers come next?
Answer: 1,6,15,20,15,6,1
Question: There are 6 birds in a tree n one gets shot. How many are left?
Answer: The answa is logical. 0 because they all fly off at the sound of the gun shot.
Question: You wake up to find yourself naked in a bare room... There is a pipe about waist high sticking up out of the concrete floor and a note... the note reads... "If you want to get out, remove the ping pong ball from this pipe" You notice you cannot fit your hand inside the pipe but look into it and see a ping pong ball at the bottom... How do you get it out?
Answer: Pee into the pipe until the ball floats up (you just woke up right?, you should be able to pee plenty!)
Question: A plane flew from india to Britian, it chrashed in the middle, where did they burry the survivals
Answer: They didn't burry them caused they survived
Question: Why did the computer go to the nurse?
Answer: It had a Virus
Question: There was a man walking down the street and it was pouring out. He had no umbrella, no hat, or nothing to take cover. How didn't his hair get wet?
Answer: He was bald
Question: A man walks up to you and says - "everything I say to you is a lie."
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
Answer:
He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says "everything" he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.
Question: you are an dum and you are smart which are you?
Answer: both