Question: whae adam is reading the newspaper his brother accidently off the light,but why is adam still reading his newspaper?
Answer: because he is blind and using braille to read
Question: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars, and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life kills laughter.
Answer: Dark
Question: there was a man going towards vermont. there was a car going the other way. in that car the were 8 men and each of the 8 men had 1 wife and each of those wifes had 8 kids and each of those 8 kids had 8 cats
and each of the 8 cats had 8 kittens and each of those eight kittens had 8 balls of yarn. how many living beings were going to vermont?
Answer: only 1 because the car was going the other way which means they were going away from vermont not towards.
Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence
Answer: time to get a new fence
Question: I am green, sticky, and salty. What am I?
Answer: A buger
Question: Upon a night with no cheer,
I met man's greatest fear.
It lived afar, it lived near
It lived high and low.
And yet it lived within.
What was the fear?
Answer: "Man's greatest fear is fear itself"-Roosevelt
Question: Andrew born in 1994,15 september.But he celebrates his birthday on 20 december.
Answer: Because his mother and father were born in 20 december.
Question: I am a man,
I am not male nor female,
I have eyes but cannot see,
I have a mouth but cannot talk,
I like cold weather.
What am I?
Answer: I dont know
Question: there was a guy who went on vacation for a week but rode back on wednesday. How?
Answer: his horses name was wednesday
Question: I LIVE IN DISGUISE

I AM THE MIDDLE OF MIDDLE AND THE END OF END

AND THE WORD YOU SAY WHEN THINKING.

WHAT AM I?
Answer: SPY

D

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SPIDER.

ORIGANILY FROM HARRY POTTER

REVISED BY HIS LOVER!!!