Question: Round like an apple, deep like a cup,
Yet all the King's horses can't pull me up.
Yet all the King's horses can't pull me up.
Answer: A well.
Question: what is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
Answer: A penguin rolling down a hill!
Question: WHATS GREATER THAN GOD
MEANER THAN THE DEVIL
POOR PEOPLE HAVE IT
RICH PEOPLE NEED IT
AND IF YOU EAT IT YOU DIE
WHAT IS IT?
MEANER THAN THE DEVIL
POOR PEOPLE HAVE IT
RICH PEOPLE NEED IT
AND IF YOU EAT IT YOU DIE
WHAT IS IT?
Answer: NOTHING
Question: You can crack me, tell me and ask me.What am I?
Answer: A joke.
Question: A small man was living in a small flat and relized his life was not worth living so he killed him self. When the inspecter came to inspect his flat 1 week later he found him hung by the roof with 4 inches under nieth him. On the floor was a puddle of water. How did he die.
Answer: He used a big ice cube to hang himself.
Question: A certain Smith was riding with their son when they got into a car crash the certain Smith died and the son was rushed to the hospital. The old surgeon told them that they couldn't perform surgery" that's my son" how is that possible
Answer: The old surgeon was the mother, Ms. Smith
Question: theres a woman who killed her husband by first stiking him under water for 5minutes. then hung him for5 minutes. later they go out anmd enjoy a wonderful dinner together .how can this be?
Answer: The woman took a photo of her husband developed it and let it dry.
Question: There are two sons and two fathers, they all go fishing and got one fish but when the got home they only had two fish how is this possible???
Answer: It was a Grandfather, a Father, and a son.
Question: how are you
Answer: Iam not fine
Question: why is a cook bad?
Answer: he beads the eggs
