Question: A plane crashes on the border of Canada and the U.S.A. Where do bury the survivors? hint:not on the border;0)
Answer: You don't bury survivors.
Question: What shines at morning but we can not see it?
Answer: The moon,..... because we cann't see the moon in da morning because of the bright light of the sun
Question: as i was going t St. Ives i met a man with 7 wives each wife had 7 sacks each sack had 7 cats each cat had 7 kits, kits cats sacks and wives how many were going to St. Ives
Answer: just One. Me
Question: i weigh nothing.i see nothing.you live without me , but i don't touch you
Answer: outer space
Question: What comes after everything?
Answer: G.tHE LETTER DUFUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: A plain crashes on the border of Texas and new Mexico. Where do they bury the suvivers?
Answer: Nowhere, why would you bury the suvivers?
Question: What is greater than god, more evil that the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die?
Answer: 80% of kindergardeners got the answer compared to the 17% of College graduates. Do you know the answer. I believe it is nothing.
Question: Why is some food hard to swallow
Answer: because it has iron in it
Question: i am orange i have a head and a tale i am not a snake nor a penny. What am i ?
Answer: I am a goldfish.
Question: He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
Answer: A priest
