Question: A crow was caught by 2 boys.It was then placed in a well,it have water,food and enough air to breathe.The 2 boys went out and playand letf the bird behind.A few hours later when the boys came back, they realised that the crow did not escape, why?
Answer: A crow can't fly upwards, so when it trys to escape, it will hit the well wall and falls back in.
Question: You are a clever theif and are caught robbing a bank. The king sentences you to death but is being nice enough to let the theif to choose his own method of death. If you are the theif what way would you choose to die? (Remember you are clever.)
Answer: I would choose old age.What did you choose?
Question: i can sizzle like bacon
i am made in a egg
i have plenty of backbone, but lack of my legs.
i peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole. I can be long like a flag pole yet fit in a hole. i come at you in all sorts of colors, and some times i like being around water.
What am I?
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