Question: There is a Bush, a Pine Tree, and an Oak Tree.
It is Autumn.
If the wind is blowing west,
Which way does the leaves on the Pine Tree fall.
Answer: A Pine Tree doesn't have leaves.
Question: A guy has 30 cents and one of then is not a nickle.What coins does the man have?
Answer: The man has a quarter and a nickle.You might be wondering one of them is not a nickle and your right the quarter is not a nickle.
Question: A crow was caught by 2 boys.It was then placed in a well,it have water,food and enough air to breathe.The 2 boys went out and playand letf the bird behind.A few hours later when the boys came back, they realised that the crow did not escape, why?
Answer: A crow can't fly upwards, so when it trys to escape, it will hit the well wall and falls back in.
Question: What is that which follows you and be with you in the dark, but dies in the morning ?
Answer: Your Shadow.
Question: You are a clever theif and are caught robbing a bank. The king sentences you to death but is being nice enough to let the theif to choose his own method of death. If you are the theif what way would you choose to die? (Remember you are clever.)
Answer: I would choose old age.What did you choose?
Question: i can sizzle like bacon
i am made in a egg
i have plenty of backbone, but lack of my legs.
i peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole. I can be long like a flag pole yet fit in a hole. i come at you in all sorts of colors, and some times i like being around water.
What am I?
Answer: A snake
Question: I start with the letter e. And end with the letter e. I am only have one letter. What am I?
Answer: an envelope
Question: I have a tongue but cannot talk. I have a soul but am not alive. What am I?
Answer: A shoe
Question: it is a 100 percent cotton,shrinks,and is very cute!!
Answer: clothes
Question: you can brake me but I don`t way more than paper.
what am I?
Answer: Money