Question: railroad crossing without any cars can you spell that without any r's
Answer: Yes you can spell THAT without any R's!
Question: i am a thing cars go under me also on top of me what am i?
Answer: They go over water
I am a bridge!

Question: When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
Answer: When the door is open.
Question: What hates darkness, yet loves it. What has no life, yet can die. What turns dreams into nightmares, turns death into love, turn sorrow into cheer, turns laughter into sobbing, turns everthing to nothing. It has no feelings, feels no pain. What has the power to turn Death to Life?
Answer: The opposite
Question: I am one of five
I am not alive
The one who sent me became king
The one who recieved me died

What am I
Answer: Stone
Question: it is ssaid that in this establishment a handshake and 25,000 bucks turned a group of wild "horses"loose on a field,give me its name.
Answer: i dont know
Question: what brakes but isn't brakeable??
Answer: your hart!
Question: What animal is brown, very young, and hops??
Answer: A kangaroo baby, a joey.
Question: what is always coming but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow
Question: a man is sentenced to death because he comitted high treason. He is allowed to make one final statement.
If this statement is true, he will be hanged. If the statement is false he will be shot. However after the man made his final statement, the court could not take either of those actions. What was the man's final statement?
Answer: the man said "i will be shot". He would say this because if the staement were true he would be hanged, but that would make it false, which would mean he'd have to be shot, but that would make it true again. It go back and forth like that forever, so therefore the court could not take any action.