Question: i am square iam yellow i have holes around my body i drink water i look lifeless yet i am alive what am i
Question: I'm cold and clanking, and im as cold as ice. You find it hard to catch me, and when you do, you usally let me die. What am I?
Answer: a fish
Question: I can protect you, and all of your stuff, and if someone breaks me, they may leave in cuffs. I'll keep you from getting where you need to go, unless you posess one that only I know. What am I?
Answer: The lock on a door!
Question: What vegetable can be arrested and for what crime?
Answer: Corn for stalking!
Question: Mat's mom had 12 children named January,Febuary,March,April,May,June,July,August,September,October,and November what was the last one's name?
Answer: Mat himself
Question: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
Answer: A man. This is because a man walks on two legs in the morning of his life. Then he walks on two legs at the noon of his life. Then he walks on three legs at the evening of his life. The morning of his life as in when he is a baby. The noon of his life as in when he is an adult. And the evening of his life as in when he is old.
Question: there are three tampons down the road which one talks first
Answer: None. They are all stuck up cunts.
Question: 3 words mean the same.trapdoor,water,wolf.
Answer: they're all spiders
Question: If you know it, you have it.
If you dont know it, you dont have it.
If you dont know it, you dont have it.
Answer: A secret
Question: In marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there in strong hold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there in strong hold-
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.
Answer: An egg
