Question: My sister bought a parrot that the store keeper claimed could repeat anything it heard. The next day, she returned angry. "This parrot did not say a word last night!" She yelled. How ever, the store keeper had told the truth. Can you explain this?
Answer: Yes. The parrot was deaf.
Question: Black we are and much admired,
Men seek us if they are tired.
We tire the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this Riddle if you can.
Men seek us if they are tired.
We tire the horse, but comfort man,
Tell me this Riddle if you can.
Answer: We are Coal.
Question: 5q+5q=
Answer: 10q
Question: I'm strait when I'm put ,I'm folded when I'm press?
Answer: staple wire
Question: if an electric train is goin from north america to south america and then to east america what way is the steam going?
Answer: there is no steam because its an electric train
Question: A man lives in a bright blue bungalow. Everything about it is bright blue,the kitchen,the bathroom,the bedroom but what colour is the stairs?
Answer: No colour he lives in a bungalow!
Question: what flies aven though it has no wings?
Answer: time
Question: when do you start at red and end at green
Answer:
Question: What runs but dont have no legs?
Answer: nose
Question: if a rooster layed an egg on a fence, which way would it roll off?
Answer: roosters dont lay eggs!
