Question: What Lighter Then A Feather But The Strongest Man In The World Cant Hold It Very Long
Answer: His Breath
Question: How many letters are in
the alphabet?
the alphabet?
Answer:
11 (t-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t)
1-2-3 4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11
11 (t-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t)
1-2-3 4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11
Question: A man and his son were driving and had an accident. The father died. The son was taken to a hospital for treatment of injuries. The surgeon said "I cant operate on this boy, he's my son!" How is this possible?
Answer: The surgeon was the boy's mother!
Question: A man and his son are driving in a car one day, when they are hit by a drunk driver. The man is killed instantly. The boy is knocked unconscious, but he is still alive. He is rushed to hospital, and will need immediate surgery. The doctor enters the emergency room, looks at the boy, and says...
"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son."
how is this possible?
"I can't operate on this boy, he is my son."
how is this possible?
Answer: the boy is his grandson
Question: I can get hurt easly, if i do get hit i can fall off. It will look gross, some people bite me but not me, what am i????
Answer: TOENAIL OVIASALLY (DAHHH)
Question: There is a man that has no arms and no legs.How can he cross the street.
Answer: There's no f in way
Question: whosoever holds a glowing sword,
and has thy heavy burden,
with faithful companion,
and has the influence of evil?
and has thy heavy burden,
with faithful companion,
and has the influence of evil?
Answer: frodo baggins
Question: there are five men heading to a far town. It starts to rainfour men pick up the pace but the other stay the same. four men get soaked but that one stays dry how is this?
Answer: the fith man is dead and is in a cascett
Question: What is only usefull when broken?
Answer: An egg.
Question: A cowboy rode into town on Wednesday. Two days later he rode back on Wednesday. How could that be?
Answer: Because his horse's name was Wednesday.
