Question: A famous magician, had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water. How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of over six feet and not spill any water??
Answer: [the glass wasn't filled with water.]
Question: There were 2 men and each were contruction workers. They fell ona pile of mud and one had a dirty face and the other had a clean face. The one with the clean face went to wash his face the one with the dirty face kept on working.
Answer: They one with the clean face went to wash his face because they didn't have a mirror so he thought he had a dirty face and the one with the dirty face saw the one with the clean face and thought he had a clean face
Question: I fly at night, but I can't see, I am a mammal, but what am I??
Answer: Bat
Question: What do ghosts call their parents?
Answer: Transparent
Question: What is the longest word in the world?
Answer: Smiles
There is a mile between the s's
There is a mile between the s's
Question: what do you get when you stick ramen in a computor?
Answer: CD ROM-EN
Question: You are in a room with 2 doors -- one leads into the dungeon, one leads to freedom. There are two guards in the room, one at each door. One always tells the truth. One always lies. What one question can you ask one of the guards that will help you pick the door to freedom?
Answer: If you just wanted to determine which one tells the truth and which lies, you would ask: "If I were to ask the other guard whether you always tell the truth, what would he say?" A reply of "no" means you are talking to the truth teller, a reply of "yes" means you are talking to the liar. So since you only have one question to select the right door, you would have to ask "If I were to ask the other guard, which door would he say leads to freedom?" You would then select the door opposite to the one he picked.
Question: After being lost in the woods for hours, you find an abandoned log cabin. You go inside, you have a match, a candle and the woodstove. What do you light first.
Answer: The match.
Question: What has to be broken before it can be used?
Answer: An egg
Question: If you light a match in a room that is 100% methane what will happen?
Answer: nothing. You need oxygen to burn a match
