Question: A man and a woman live in a round mansion. The man walks into the living room and finds out that his wife has been murdered. He asked all his employees if they murdered her and what they were doing at the time. First he questioned the butler. The butler said,"No, it wasn't me, I was taking your son to the school dance." Next he questioned the maid. The maid said,"No, it wasn't me. I took a bath, then I dusted the corners of the mansion, then topping the afternoon off by reading my book. Finally he questioned the chef. The chef said,"No, it wasn't me. I was preparing your roast beef for this evening's dinner? Which one of his employees is the murderer?
Answer: The maid- there are no corners in a round mansion.
Question: You are in a square room with no windows and you only have a table and a mirror in the room. how do you get out?
Answer: look in the mirror see what you saw take the saw saw the table in half take the two halfs put them together to make a whole jump through the hole and shout until your voice is hoarse get onto the hoarse and ride away.
Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?
Answer: frostbite
Question: What happens twice in a moment, once in a minute, and never in an hour?
Answer: The letter M!
Question: what walkes on four legs in the past,two in the present and 3 in the futcha
Answer: a human
Question: My first is in horse but not in pony
My second is in coyote but not in jackal
My third is in shrew and also in vole
My fourth is in panda but not in bear
My last is in baboon but not in monkey
Answer: I don't know
Question: Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not
Answer: Counterfeit money
Question: A magician, had a water glass that was filled to the top. Holding the glass above his head he let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.

How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill any water?
Answer: The glass was filled, but not with water.
Question: I come in every shape, size and color. In me you will find happiness, sadness and other junk.

What am I???
Answer: Letters are in them
A mailbax
Question: You are sitting in a white room that has no windows or doors. All that's in the room is a table and a mirror. How do you escape?
Answer: You look in the mirror to see what you saw, you take that saw to cut the table in half, then you put the two halfs together to make a whole and you climb through the hole and escape.