Question: A rooster is on top of a house. It lays an egg. Which side does the egg row?
Answer: It doesn't!!!!!
Roosters don't lay eggs!!!!!
Roosters don't lay eggs!!!!!
Question: how many letters are in the alphabet?
Answer: 11 (t-h-e- a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
Question: i am always in front of u but u can not see me look for tommorow and u no what i mean! what am i?
Answer: the future
Question: You are in an antique store. How do you get out?
Answer: You see what you saw. you take the saw and saw the table in half. two halfs makes a whole and you climb through the whole.
Question: What has a face and two hands but no fingers
Answer: A clock
Question: I run forever yet never move what am i
Answer: a stream of water
Question: your in a room with a mirror and a door.the room has no windows or doors.how do u get out.
Answer: You look in the mirror and see what you saw.You use the saw to cut the table in halves.You put the halves together and create a hole. You jump in the hole.
by archy
by archy
Question: Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not
Answer: passing gass
Question: You are driving a bus with 5 people on. At the first stop 6 people get on 4 people get off. At the Second stop 2 people get off 5 people get on.
Who is driving the bus?
Who is driving the bus?
Answer: YOU!
Question: when I am in am unuseful.When i am out I am useful. what am I??
Answer: an anchor
