Question: There is a huge painting in an art museum. Everyone looks at it more than the "Mona Lisa", yet the painter is not famous.Why?
Answer: The huge painting was the wall.No one is usually famous for painting a wall.
Question: One man buys me, another man uses me but doesn't seee me. What am I?
Answer: A Coffin
Question: What is once in a minute,twice in a moment but not in a second
Answer: the letter M
Question: what ten letter word starts with gas?
Answer: A-U-T-O-M-O-B-I-L-E
Question: one day a king looked at his money . He did it again 20 minutes later.He saw his money had been decreased. He seant a spy to check and whoever talked about him stealing the money was marked with an X.The king set out money to see who would take it. Five men walked across the place and the money was gone.They did'nt bend down to get it either. Then a man talked about putting wax under his sandle to take the money. When he went to sleep, the spy marked him with an X. In the morning the king checked if they had a mark.He saw a mark on the man but he still did not know who took it. How could this be???
Answer: In the morning , all the men woke up before him.they all marked themselfs with an X so he would not be caught.
Question: What walkes on four legs in the morning, Two in the afternoon and three in the evning?
Answer: A person because when you are little you cral on all fours, when you are older you walk on two legs and when you are old you use a cane.
Question: What is greater than God,
Worse than the devil,
The poor have it,
Andthe rich need it?
Answer: Nothing
Question: i have two legs
or four
or even three legs
i can walk on these legs.
what am i
Answer: i am human

children and adults walk on two
babies crawl on four
senior citizens walk on two with a cane
Question: What does corn, ribs, and shrimp sometimes have in common ?
Answer: babies
Question: there is a thing which you will write on the pad it come out on a paper?
Answer: PRINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Printer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!