Question: A man sits at a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. A women sits down next to him and orders the same drink. He takes his drink, looks at the time and chugs his scotch. He leaves out the door as the woman stays for over an hour in the bar, finishing her drink. The next day the woman is found dead and forensics shows that she was poisoned from the scotch on the rocks. The man, who drank the same drink but left early is still alive. How is this possible.
Answer: The poison was found in the ice. He drank to quickly, but she let the ice melt and thus drank the poison.
Question: A man was dead with a gun in his hands and a tape recorder near him,when the police came they listened to the tape recorder, " I can't take it any more!!! *BANG!!!*"

When Sherlock Holmes came, He said it wasn't a suicide.



How was that so????
Answer: How could the man possibly stop the recorder when he shot himself before it stopped?
Question: I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
Answer: Tomorrow
Question: there was a blind man driving a car but how could a blind man see if he was blind?
Answer: take his blind fold off
Question: if a boy blows 18 bubbles
Then pops 6 eats 7 an then
He pops 5 and blows 1
How many are left?
Answer: 1
Question: What weighs less as it becomes bigger?
Answer: A Hole
Question: WHICH LETTER CAN FLY
Answer: B
Question: I am unbreakable. Even when you break me, I'm still not broken. What am I?
Answer: Wind
Question: A kilograme of stone and a kilogram of feather which is heavier?
Answer: they have the same weigth because there are both one kilogram
Question: why do skeletons hate winter?
Answer: because the cold goes right through them!